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Private car · from your hotel2 of 8 placesUp to 4 in one car

Clarksons Farm Private Car Tour — Diddly Squat & The Farmer's Dog

3.5–4 hin all10:30 · 11:30 · 12:30hotel pick-upUp to 4one car≈1 hat Diddly Squat
£230per car, up to 4
£115 each for two · £57.50 each for four
Check dates About an hour at Diddly Squat — queue if you like
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Updated 7 Oct 2026 · Prices checked 7 Oct 2026
Terrace tables and the Cotswold valley seen from the Farmer's Dog tent
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A private car for up to four from your Cotswolds hotel, three and a half to four hours: about an hour at Diddly Squat, where you can queue and go in, an hour at the Farmer's Dog and a coffee stop in Burford. £230 for the car — £115 each for two, £57.50 each for four.

Updated 7 Oct 2026 · Prices checked 7 Oct 2026
£230per car, up to 4
£57.50each, four in the car
2 of 8places from the show
≈1 hat Diddly Squat
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Two of the eight, with time at each

Places from the Show on the Clarksons Farm Private Car Tour

2 of 8places from the showPrivate car
1 Rival shop
Chadlington 2
3 Farmhouse
Diddly Squat 4
5 Hawkstone
Flour mill 6
7 Windrush pub
Farmer's Dog 8
Each post is one place from the show, in the same order as the list. Rust: this tour stops there.
1
The rival farm shop Where Jeremy got the idea for his own shop Not on this tour
2
Chadlington Gerald's village and the village hall meeting Not on this tour
3
The farmhouse Distant view only, the farm is closed Not on this tour
4
Diddly Squat Farm Shop Open since 2020 On this tour
5
Hawkstone BrewerySeason 2 Lager brewed with barley from the farm Not on this tour
6
The flour millSeasons 1 and 4 Where the farm's grain was milled Not on this tour
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The Windrush Valley pubSeason 4 Where the team marked the end of Season 4 Not on this tour
8
The Farmer's DogSeason 4 Jeremy's British-only pub near Burford, open since Aug 2024 On this tour
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Before you read on

The Clarksons Farm Private Car Tour in 8 Facts

Duration3.5–4 hoursPick-up to drop-off
Start10:30, 11:30 or 12:30Pick-up at your Cotswolds hotel
GroupUp to 4Executive estate car, driver-host
Places2 of 8Diddly Squat and the Farmer's Dog
Shop timeAbout 1 hourFree time; queue and go in if you like
Not allowedPetsAssistance dogs are allowed
FreeCancel up to 24 hReserve now, pay later
LanguagesEnglish, TurkishFrom the driver-host
Late morning to mid-afternoon

The Clarksons Farm Private Car Tour Day, Stop by Stop

Stops and times from the listing. The hour at the shop can be stretched on the day if you want to queue.

  1. 10:30 · 11:30 · 12:30
    Pick-up at your Cotswolds hotelStart Moreton-in-Marsh, Bourton-on-the-Water, Stow-on-the-Wold, Broadway, Chipping Campden, Cheltenham or nearby
  2. 4 of 8Diddly Squat Farm ShopAbout 1 hour Free time; extend it on the day if you want to queue and go in
  3. Drive to the pubAbout 30 min
  4. 8 of 8The Farmer's DogAbout 1 hour With the Grand Tour tent
  5. BurfordCoffee stop 30–45 minutes; not a place from the show
  6. Back at your hotelFinish About 40 minutes from Burford; 3.5–4 hours in all
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Half a day, two long stops

What the Clarksons Farm Private Car Tour Is Like

Pick-up. The driver-host collects you from your hotel in an executive estate car at 10:30, 11:30 or 12:30. Pick-ups cover Moreton-in-Marsh, Bourton-on-the-Water, Stow-on-the-Wold, Broadway, Chipping Campden and Cheltenham, and nearby places on request.

At the shop. Diddly Squat gets about an hour of free time. That is enough to queue and go in on a quiet weekday; on a sunny weekend the queue alone can take 45–60 minutes, and the listing says you can stretch the stop on the day if you want to wait.

The pub hourThe Farmer's Dog is about 30 minutes' drive from Diddly Squat. You get around an hour there: the pub, the Grand Tour tent with its shops and food trailers, and the terrace over the valley. Food and drinks are at your own cost.

Burford and back. On the way back there is a coffee stop of 30–45 minutes in Burford, about ten minutes from the pub, before the 40-minute drive to your hotel. Pets are not allowed in the car, though assistance dogs are, and non-folding wheelchairs and strollers do not fit.

One car, three start times

Clarksons Farm Private Car Tour Options and Prices

Our pickPrivate carPick-up in Moreton-in-Marsh, Bourton-on-the-Water, Stow-on-the-Wold, Broadway, Chipping Campden, Cheltenham or nearby on request
Starts atYour Cotswolds hotel
Time10:30 · 11:30 · 12:30
Length3.5–4 h
Price£230per car, up to 4
£57.50each, four in the car£230 split four ways is £57.50 each, £4.50 less than the £62 mini coach, though the car reaches 2 of 8 places against 8.
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Prices from GetYourGuide, checked 7 Oct 2026
From the listing, word for word

What's Included on the Clarksons Farm Private Car Tour

IncludedPrivate pick-up and drop-offExecutive estate carDriver-hostLocal insightsFuel, tolls and parkingFlexible schedule
Not includedFood and drinks at all stopsShopping and souvenirsEntrance fees to paid attractions
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How the Clarksons Farm Private Car Tour Compares

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Cotswolds: Clarkson's Farm Tour with Diddly Squat Visit
Places from the show8 of 8
All eight
Diddly SquatPhoto stop, no queue
StartsMoreton-in-Marsh14:00
Length4 h
GroupUp to 16
For one£62per person
For two£124two places
Rating★ 4.7 · 31 reviews
Check datesFree cancellation up to 24 h
Clarkson's Farm Shops Tour: Diddly Squat & The Farmer's Dog
Places from the show2 of 8
Diddly Squat, Farmer's Dog
Diddly SquatAbout 1 hour, queue if you like
StartsCotswolds hotel10:30 · 11:30 · 12:30
Length3.5–4 h
GroupUp to 4
For one£230whole car
For two£230£115 each
RatingNew · no reviews yet
Check datesFree cancellation up to 24 h
London & Cotswolds: Clarksons Farm Filming Locations Tour
Places from the show4 of 8
Rival shop, Chadlington, Diddly Squat, Hawkstone
Diddly SquatTime at the shop varies
StartsLondon08:30 · 08:45 · 09:00
Length9 h
GroupUp to 5
For one£965whole group
For two£965£482.50 each
RatingNew · 1 review
Check datesFree cancellation up to 24 h
No tour Go yourself Train and bus from Oxford, shop and queue only
Places from the show1 of 8
Diddly Squat only
Diddly Squat45–60 min queue at weekends
StartsOxfordX9 bus from Charlbury
LengthYour day
GroupAny
For one~£20fares, return
For two~£41fares, return
Rating—
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Prices from GetYourGuide, checked 7 Oct 2026 · DIY fares: National Rail, Pulhams bus X9
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Good to Know Before the Clarksons Farm Private Car Tour

Unconfirmed"Fast-track entry"The listing claims it; the shop's own FAQ mentions no fast-track, so plan to queue.
ClosedMondaysDiddly Squat and the Farmer's Dog are both shut on Mondays.
Not allowedNon-folding chairs and strollersFolding ones fit in the car.
Not suitableMotion sicknessThe listing says it is not suitable for people who get car-sick.
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Field Notes on the Clarksons Farm Private Car Tour

There are no reviews yet, so there is no score to read; we show the tour as New. What we can read is the listing: two places from the show, an hour at each, and a coffee stop in Burford on the way back.

The listing carries a 'fast-track entry' badge. Diddly Squat's own FAQ mentions no separate entrance or fast-track, so treat it as the operator's claim and allow time for the queue — the hour can be stretched on the day.

The tradeThis is the only tour where a group of four pays less per person than the £62 mini coach: £57.50 each. It buys time inside the shop and the pub, not more places — 2 of 8 against 8.
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Book the Clarksons Farm Private Car Tour If

You are two to four people staying in the CotswoldsYou want time inside Diddly Squat and the Farmer's DogYou are four and want the lowest price per person, £57.50You would rather start at 10:30, 11:30 or 12:30

Skip the Clarksons Farm Private Car Tour If

You want all eight places from the showMini-coach tour, £62 →
You are based in LondonPrivate day from London →
You are travelling with your dogGo yourself →
You are on your own and on a budgetMini-coach tour, £62 →
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Clarksons Farm Private Car Tour FAQ

Where does the Clarksons Farm private car tour pick up?

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From your Cotswolds hotel in Moreton-in-Marsh, Bourton-on-the-Water, Stow-on-the-Wold, Broadway, Chipping Campden or Cheltenham, and nearby on request. Start times are 10:30, 11:30 or 12:30.

How much is the private car tour per person?

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£230 for the car: £230 for one, £115 each for two, £76.67 each for three and £57.50 each for four.

How long do we get at Diddly Squat?

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About an hour of free time, and the listing says you can extend it on the day if you want to queue. Then about an hour at the Farmer's Dog and 30–45 minutes for coffee in Burford.

Does the car tour skip the queue?

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The listing claims fast-track entry, but Diddly Squat's own FAQ mentions no fast-track. Plan to queue; the hour at the shop can be stretched on the day.

What is included?

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Private pick-up and drop-off, an executive estate car with a driver-host, local insights, fuel, tolls and parking, and a flexible schedule. Food, drinks, shopping and paid entries are extra.

Can we bring a dog or a pushchair?

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Pets are not allowed in the car, but assistance dogs are. Non-folding wheelchairs and strollers are not allowed; folding ones are.

Is the private car tour good for children?

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There is no age limit on the listing, unlike the mini coach, which is not for under 5s. It is not suitable for anyone who gets motion sickness.

Does the private car tour visit Hawkstone?

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No. The stops are Diddly Squat, the Farmer's Dog and a coffee break in Burford. The Hawkstone bar in the Grand Tour tent at the Farmer's Dog serves the beer, but the brewery is not a stop.

Can I cancel the private car tour?

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Yes, free cancellation up to 24 hours before the start, and you can reserve now and pay later.

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Your group only, from your hotel, with an hour at Diddly Squat and an hour at the Farmer's Dog. £230 for up to four.

Places from the show2 of 8
Stops at Diddly Squat, Farmer's Dog
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