Diddly Squat Farm Shop sign. Photo: tour operator via GetYourGuide
THE SHORT ANSWER
Yes, if you've watched the show and have no car: £62 buys all eight places from the show in an afternoon, without the shop queue. If you drive and only want the shop, go yourself on a weekday morning. And if you hope to meet Jeremy or walk the fields, no tour can give you that.
Clarkson Farm Tour Tickets Price — Is It Worth Paying For
No tickets existThere are no tickets to Clarkson's Farm. The farm is closed to visitors, and Diddly Squat Farm Shop is free to walk into.
What you pay for is getting there and around: a tour from £62, or train and bus fares of about £20 from Oxford. Food, drink and the Hawkstone brewery tour (£24) are extra either way.
What the money is for. So the honest question is not the ticket but the day: the tour is worth paying for when you want the places around the shop as well — Chadlington, the flour mill, the Farmer's Dog — and have no car to reach them.
How Much Is Clarksons Farm Tour, and Is It Worth the Money
Food and drinks and the Hawkstone brewery tour (£24) aren't included in any of them.
How many of you?
£0Price each · longer = dearer£482.50 each
Mini-coach tourCheapest
£62 each£124 for two8 of 8 places
Local-host tour
£175 each£350 for two4 of 8 places
Private car
£115 each£230 for two2 of 8 places
Private day from London
£482.50 each£965 for two4 of 8 places
For two, the mini coach is cheapest at £62 each, and it reaches 8 of 8 places.
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Prices from GetYourGuide, checked 7 Oct 2026
Priced on the date we checked
What £62 Buys vs a DIY Day — Is the Clarksons Farm Tour Worth It
The £62 mini-coach tour and a do-it-yourself day both get you to the farm shop, but they are not the same day out. Here is what each one actually includes, priced on the date we checked.
8 of 8places from the show on the tour, against 1 of 8 on the DIY day: Diddly Squat and its queue.
The tour — £62 per person. Four hours, starting and finishing at Moreton-in-Marsh station (14:00 on the date we checked), in a mini coach of up to 16 people with a guide. It stops at all eight places from the show on our list: the rival farm shop, Chadlington, a distant view of the farmhouse, Diddly Squat Farm Shop, Hawkstone Brewery, the flour mill, the Windrush Valley pub and the Farmer's Dog with its Grand Tour tent.
At Diddly Squat it's a photo and snack stop — you don't join the queue. Food and drinks are extra. Free cancellation up to 24 hours before; you can reserve now and pay later.
Getting to the start. Moreton-in-Marsh is a direct train from London Paddington: 84 to 93 minutes, about 38 trains a day, advance fares from £14 each way.
A guest at the open gates of the Diddly Squat shop barn, on the mini-coach tour. Photo: tour operator via GetYourGuide
The DIY day — about £20 from Oxford. Train from Oxford to Charlbury (around 16 minutes, £8.20 off-peak single), a ten-minute walk to the bus stop, then the X9 towards Chipping Norton to the farm shop stop (about 20 minutes, £2). Back the same way. Buses are infrequent — miss one and you may wait an hour or two. You get Diddly Squat and its queue. The Farmer's Dog and Hawkstone have no useful bus link, so without a car or a taxi they're out of reach the same day.
What the difference buys. The tour pays for seven more places from the show, a guide who knows which village hall and whose wall, no queue at the shop and no bus timetable. If you're driving anyway and only want the shop, it buys you less — go early on a weekday instead. If you've watched every series and have no car, it's the simplest way to see the lot in an afternoon.
Where it scores lowestValue for money is the tour's weakest score on GetYourGuide — 4.4 out of 5, against 4.7 for the guide and 4.6 for transport.
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Prices from GetYourGuide, checked 7 Oct 2026 · fares: National Rail, Pulhams bus X9
So nobody is disappointed
Where Clarksons Farm Tour Is Not Worth It — What No Tour Can Do
Not possibleMeet JeremyNo tour can promise Jeremy, Kaleb or Gerald.
Not possibleWalk the farmThe farm is closed to visitors; you see the shop, the lambing barn and the outdoor seating.
ClosedOpen on a MondayThe shop is shut every Monday, tour or not.
Not includedInclude lunchFood and drinks are always extra.
Not includedTour the breweryThe Hawkstone brewery tour is £24, booked separately.
“Looked after by Guide Chris and Driver Newman. The Cotswold’s is a lovely area and it was great to see the Diddly Squat Farm shop, sample a pint of Hawkestone cider and go to the Farmers Dog. Enough time in each location.”
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Reviews from GetYourGuide, quoted as written · checked 7 Oct 2026
Straight answers
Is Clarksons Farm Tour Worth It — FAQ
Is the Clarkson's Farm tour worth the money?
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For fans without a car, yes: £62 covers all eight places from the show and skips the shop queue. If you drive and want the shop only, going yourself is cheaper and gives you as long inside as you like.
Are there Clarksons Farm tour tickets?
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No. There are no tickets to the farm, which is closed to visitors, and Diddly Squat Farm Shop is free to walk into. You pay for a tour or for your own travel; nothing else is ticketed.
Is Diddly Squat worth visiting on its own?
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If you've watched the show, yes, but plan around the queue: Tuesday to Thursday at 09:30 is the quietest. Visitors report 45 to 60 minutes or more on sunny weekends.
How long do you need at Diddly Squat?
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Most visits take under an hour in the shop and outdoor seating, plus the queue on weekends. The private car tour gives you about an hour; the mini coach makes a shorter photo and snack stop.
Tour or on your own?
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On your own is cheaper and gets you the shop. The tour adds seven more places from the show, a guide and no queue. Without a car, the tour is the only way to reach the Farmer's Dog and Hawkstone the same afternoon without a taxi.
What's the weakest part of the tour?
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Value for money scores lowest, 4.4 out of 5. One reviewer wanted about 20 minutes more at the farm shop to buy merchandise; another, with three stars, called it a waste of a day.
Can I see the farm itself?
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No. The farm is closed to visitors on every tour. You see the shop, the lambing barn and the outdoor seating, and the farmhouse from a distance on the mini coach.
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Still deciding? Start here
If It Is Worth It to You — Clarksons Farm Tour Live Dates
If the answer was yes for you: all eight places, £62, no queue.
Places from the show8 of 8
All eight: Rival shop, Chadlington, Farmhouse, Diddly Squat, Hawkstone, Flour mill, Windrush pub, Farmer's Dog
